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Author Topic: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?  (Read 3755 times)

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Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« on: April 13, 2016, 04:25:19 AM »
I'd sure like to think that this topic belongs in this section. I guess you married dudes will occasionally have a sample on...erm...hand:

Would You Drink Beer Made From Vagina Bacteria?

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Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2016, 10:04:45 PM »
This beer sounds kinda fishy to me! But then again, I have always said I like my coffee like my women.
Anyone who says that beer is a depressant isn't drinking enough of it.

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Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2016, 10:21:17 PM »


This beer sounds kinda fishy to me!

OMG, that's hilarious!


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Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2016, 06:12:19 PM »


This beer sounds kinda fishy to me!

OMG, that's hilarious!


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She is hot, but once again science has ruined an ancient art, in this case brewing. Telling me that bacteria from a cooder I don't even know (not that it would help) will be in a beer just means I would not drink this beer if they were giving it away. With my luck, they would grab a sample of her vaginal innards after she spent time with her special someone. What would you call that beer? A cocktail? All of this makes me want to: Sanitize! Sanitize! Sanitize! and then maybe gargle. I'm gonna go grab a Coke and Rum!















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Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2016, 07:37:33 PM »
She is hot, but once again science has ruined an ancient art, in this case brewing. Telling me that bacteria from a cooder I don't even know (not that it would help) will be in a beer just means I would not drink this beer if they were giving it away. With my luck, they would grab a sample of her vaginal innards after she spent time with her special someone. What would you call that beer? A cocktail? All of this makes me want to: Sanitize! Sanitize! Sanitize! and then maybe gargle. I'm gonna go grab a Coke and Rum!

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Bottle aging:
Oaked sour ale '16
Coffee stout '15
Oaked apple cider '15
Barleywine '14

Keg 1: Golden ale
Keg 2: Not-17 BIPA
Keg 3: Not-17 BIPA
Keg 4: Mongrel //
Keg 5: EMPTY :(

Mini keg 1: Golden ale
Mini keg 2: Empty!
Mini keg 3: Damo's BIPA

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Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2016, 08:39:20 PM »
Eww, that's nasty! That's enough to put a fellow off pussy and beer! Of course, after several beers...

And then I started thinking, with my luck- She's got a Yeast Infection! I'm out of this discussion, it's too gross!

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Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2016, 08:24:48 PM »
lols. type "corey norman beer" into google and see what you find. 17.
beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.....Henry Lawson.

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Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2016, 01:39:23 PM »
Hey vic- Superstars like their pussy and beer together, they don't have time to take a break, like we do! LOL
I also read that he pleaded guilty to a drug violation, but being a star player, he's still on the team! Gotta love the pros! They show use mortals how to live the dream!
Drugs, Sex, & Rock and Roll! 17!

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Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2016, 07:53:17 PM »
Everyone needs a rolemodel steamy. Now where did i leave my vagina? Oops i meant my beer!
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Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2016, 09:10:14 PM »
Everyone needs a rolemodel steamy. Now where did i leave my vagina? Oops i meant my beer!

I think they are both at the end of your wrist! LOL 17!

 

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