+- +-

+-User

Welcome, Guest.
Please login or register.
 
 
 
Forgot your password?

+-Gallery

Shoutbox

Brew Beerymore says: Cheers, 17'ers!
combat32 says: Happy 4th
combat32 says: Happy Memorial Day
Thank you to all our Veterans past, present and future ones.
17
combat32 says: Kentucky derby time
says: Try again lol,   ???Is this the bathroom?
says: ??? Is the the bathroom?
combat32 says: ehh freakin snow I hate it bring on summer
newf84 says: Cheers everyone!!
combat32 says: I like it!!  Just Brew It!
Brew Beerymore says: We all know Nike has the slogan: Just Do It!,

How about the 17crew have the slogan: Just Brew It!

?

+-Top Posters

combat32
Posts: 4154
vic
Posts: 3672
DamoNinja
Posts: 2865
CorronZenith
Posts: 2766
Greedy Dragon Brewing
Posts: 2496

Author Topic: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?  (Read 2314 times)

Ouroboros

  • Full Member

  • Offline
  • ***

  • 209
    • Find me on YouTube
Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« on: April 13, 2016, 04:25:19 AM »
I'd sure like to think that this topic belongs in this section. I guess you married dudes will occasionally have a sample on...erm...hand:

Would You Drink Beer Made From Vagina Bacteria?

Ohio Grassman

  • Sr. Member

  • Offline
  • ****
  • Don't drink & drive, you might spill your drink!

  • 269
Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2016, 10:04:45 PM »
This beer sounds kinda fishy to me! But then again, I have always said I like my coffee like my women.
Anyone who says that beer is a depressant isn't drinking enough of it.

Ouroboros

  • Full Member

  • Offline
  • ***

  • 209
    • Find me on YouTube
Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2016, 10:21:17 PM »


This beer sounds kinda fishy to me!

OMG, that's hilarious!


Sent from my SM-N920T using Tapatalk


steamyb

  • Hero Member

  • Offline
  • *****

  • 902
Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2016, 06:12:19 PM »


This beer sounds kinda fishy to me!

OMG, that's hilarious!


Sent from my SM-N920T using Tapatalk



She is hot, but once again science has ruined an ancient art, in this case brewing. Telling me that bacteria from a cooder I don't even know (not that it would help) will be in a beer just means I would not drink this beer if they were giving it away. With my luck, they would grab a sample of her vaginal innards after she spent time with her special someone. What would you call that beer? A cocktail? All of this makes me want to: Sanitize! Sanitize! Sanitize! and then maybe gargle. I'm gonna go grab a Coke and Rum!















DamoNinja

  • Technical brewer
  • Superhero Member

  • Offline
  • *****
  • Assistant to S. cerevisiae

  • 2865
Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2016, 07:37:33 PM »
She is hot, but once again science has ruined an ancient art, in this case brewing. Telling me that bacteria from a cooder I don't even know (not that it would help) will be in a beer just means I would not drink this beer if they were giving it away. With my luck, they would grab a sample of her vaginal innards after she spent time with her special someone. What would you call that beer? A cocktail? All of this makes me want to: Sanitize! Sanitize! Sanitize! and then maybe gargle. I'm gonna go grab a Coke and Rum!

turn the tables and give you a vagina with beer in it.
Fermenting:
17 BIPA

Bottle aging:
Oaked sour ale '16
Coffee stout '15
Oaked apple cider '15
Barleywine '14

Keg 1: Golden ale
Keg 2: Not-17 BIPA
Keg 3: Not-17 BIPA
Keg 4: Mongrel //
Keg 5: EMPTY :(

Mini keg 1: Golden ale
Mini keg 2: Empty!
Mini keg 3: Damo's BIPA

Pipeline: ??

steamyb

  • Hero Member

  • Offline
  • *****

  • 902
Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2016, 08:39:20 PM »
Eww, that's nasty! That's enough to put a fellow off pussy and beer! Of course, after several beers...

And then I started thinking, with my luck- She's got a Yeast Infection! I'm out of this discussion, it's too gross!

Sent from my XT1064 using Tapatalk

« Last Edit: August 12, 2016, 01:33:48 PM by steamyb »

vic

  • Superhero Member

  • Offline
  • *****
  • experienced elbow bender

  • 3672
Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2016, 08:24:48 PM »
lols. type "corey norman beer" into google and see what you find. 17.
beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.....Henry Lawson.

steamyb

  • Hero Member

  • Offline
  • *****

  • 902
Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2016, 01:39:23 PM »
Hey vic- Superstars like their pussy and beer together, they don't have time to take a break, like we do! LOL
I also read that he pleaded guilty to a drug violation, but being a star player, he's still on the team! Gotta love the pros! They show use mortals how to live the dream!
Drugs, Sex, & Rock and Roll! 17!

vic

  • Superhero Member

  • Offline
  • *****
  • experienced elbow bender

  • 3672
Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2016, 07:53:17 PM »
Everyone needs a rolemodel steamy. Now where did i leave my vagina? Oops i meant my beer!
beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.....Henry Lawson.

steamyb

  • Hero Member

  • Offline
  • *****

  • 902
Re: Anyone Need a Yeast Starter?
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2016, 09:10:14 PM »
Everyone needs a rolemodel steamy. Now where did i leave my vagina? Oops i meant my beer!

I think they are both at the end of your wrist! LOL 17!

 

Recent Topics

First Brew Help by combat32
Today at 07:28:30 PM

The BIPA that turned into a Stout [VIDEO] by DrHans
Today at 02:37:08 PM

Larger Mini Fridge by combat32
Today at 07:39:33 AM

What did you just pour? New Thread by combat32
August 19, 2018, 10:55:40 AM

What's everyone brewing?? by combat32
August 18, 2018, 02:53:08 PM

Let's see your hop plants!! by DrHans
August 18, 2018, 02:41:19 PM

Plaato airlock unboxing [VIDEO] by DrHans
August 17, 2018, 01:22:17 AM

Brewing a Lager in under 3 days [VIDEO] by DrHans
August 15, 2018, 01:21:19 AM

Corn sugar by combat32
August 14, 2018, 07:42:41 AM

Gear review Mini CO2 Gas Regulator [VIDEO] by DrHans
August 13, 2018, 11:30:27 AM

Adding grains to in prove a extract kit by Jaymcmlxx
August 12, 2018, 07:13:34 AM

Coconut NEIPA [VIDEO] by DrHans
August 09, 2018, 12:25:54 PM

Brewed my pumpkin this weekend by combat32
August 09, 2018, 07:45:50 AM

Beer mail from Combat32, Christmas Ale by combat32
August 08, 2018, 07:41:42 AM

Question for Mac: How do Nano Breweries fly sparge by Macdonald
August 06, 2018, 07:07:13 PM

Well here they are by Macdonald
August 06, 2018, 07:03:45 PM

Bottle day by MichaelSingleton
July 28, 2018, 03:07:55 PM

Beer Keg by vic
July 25, 2018, 05:14:25 AM

Stout taste test by Hplovecraft07
July 21, 2018, 01:27:38 PM

Hop Rhizomes and plants by combat32
July 19, 2018, 11:40:50 AM

Lost another LHBS by Black Dog Brewery
July 18, 2018, 06:48:26 PM

17 Cream Ale - all grain by Brew Beerymore
July 14, 2018, 05:35:16 AM

Proper way to plant multiple hop Rhizomes by Black Dog Brewery
July 12, 2018, 10:33:49 PM

Bottle conditioning problem by Brew Beerymore
July 09, 2018, 02:51:24 PM

I start working at my LHBS by Brew Beerymore
July 09, 2018, 08:02:41 AM

Mashing/Boiling Question by combat32
July 08, 2018, 09:09:58 AM

Courgette/zucchini wine.....? by combat32
July 07, 2018, 08:05:23 PM

Brewing with Breakfast Cereal? by DrHans
July 01, 2018, 12:28:30 PM

Update on my hops! [VIDEO] by DrHans
June 29, 2018, 11:48:12 AM

Welcome by combat32
June 28, 2018, 08:42:31 AM

Flaked Rice by combat32
June 28, 2018, 08:35:14 AM

My Best Way to Pasteurize Fruit for Brewing! by DrHans
June 26, 2018, 11:32:17 AM

My best BIPA recipe and reviewing a beer mail BIPA by DrHans
June 24, 2018, 04:16:09 PM

Howdy from a New York Red Neck by Brew Beerymore
June 24, 2018, 09:55:54 AM

Beer Head by combat32
June 23, 2018, 09:10:26 PM

Brewing!!! by Hplovecraft07
June 20, 2018, 11:02:27 AM

Abbey beer by Hplovecraft07
June 15, 2018, 02:15:39 PM

Saison du Miel by combat32
June 14, 2018, 03:00:52 PM

17 Nut Brown Ale Recipe by Brew Beerymore
June 14, 2018, 08:28:38 AM

GrainFather Connect app by Brew Beerymore
June 14, 2018, 08:18:51 AM

Brewfather - brewing software by Brew Beerymore
June 14, 2018, 07:39:22 AM

Hops at flame-out by MagnusYeflwulf
June 12, 2018, 12:08:35 PM

hello from Louisiana by MagnusYeflwulf
June 11, 2018, 09:37:46 AM

Pellets Vs Whole by combat32
June 11, 2018, 07:52:33 AM

Whispering Wheat Hefeweizen by MagnusYeflwulf
June 10, 2018, 10:06:30 AM

Brew with the crew! LIVE stream tomorrow at 2pm GMT by combat32
June 08, 2018, 07:32:30 AM

Santa Rita Pale Ale by combat32
June 06, 2018, 07:37:36 AM

Stein Beer "Pele's Battle" Brew Day by Manbearpig1122334455
June 05, 2018, 11:06:56 PM

Someone brewed my 2016 SJPorr Challenge 2nd place winning beer by Manbearpig1122334455
June 05, 2018, 10:59:42 PM

Belgian Leffe All Grain, but what yeast? by Hobrr
June 05, 2018, 11:55:22 AM

What is this?? by Hobrr
June 05, 2018, 11:48:07 AM

Hop plant bull bines by BDRJ
June 04, 2018, 03:55:43 PM

Hello from New Zealand by johnnyingeorgia
June 03, 2018, 07:41:07 PM

Shotgun Sunday anyone? by Manbearpig1122334455
June 03, 2018, 01:36:09 PM

Churchill's Brown by combat32
June 02, 2018, 09:36:27 PM

Powered by EzPortal